Tuesday, May 29, 2007

car skids and transforms

here

Monday, May 28, 2007

Sunday, May 27, 2007



Friday, May 25, 2007

AT PATIENCE'S END

PIRATES 3:
don't pay
don't bother
dother even think it has a chance
go see something...anything...else...

OVERHEARD AT PORT ZERO

coworker: do you have any fox brown chairs?
coworker2: it's faux.
coworker: fox?
coworker2: it's pronounced faux.
coworker: ...fox?
coworker2: faux
coworker: ...fox. (and walks away)

Saturday, May 19, 2007

NINE INCH ROBOGASM

remember when spiderman 2 was using Curve's "Hell Above The Water" for it's trailers? and then it seemed like everyone else was using it for their trailers?...sigh, ok, if you're not IL DR, then you're probably wondering "Curve? who's that?"....anyway, I think NIN's Just LIke You Imagined could be on any action film's trailer. so I indulged my geekdom....

when NIN's Just Like You Imagined hits 3:02 minutes left, hit play on the new transformers trailer. not perfect, put it's kinda nice. (be sure to mute the volume on the trailer)

Friday, May 18, 2007

TexFucktardas

"I don't think Osama bin Laden sent those planes in to attack us because he hated our freedom. I think he did it because of our support for Israel, and our ties with the Saudi family and all our military bases in Saudi Arabia. You know why I think that? Because that's what he fucking said! Are we a nation of 6-year-olds? Answer: yes."-David Cross

particularly in Texas...

"People say you can't legislate morality, well I think you can." - Gov. Rick Perry. He really said that. It gives me chills. wtf?

one bill recently passed allows religious expression in school, particularly the ability to express a religious viewpoint about secular matters (wink wink nudge nudge evolution cough cough) but supposedly, there are limits. The evangelizing...i'm sorry, i mean religious speech, cannot discriminate against homosexuals. right. here's how I think that will go...

Student: "God hates fags."
Teacher:"Jimmy, you can't say that."
Student: "What? I'm (insert anti-homosexual religion here), I'm just expressing my faith. It's the law."

and then there's Ordinance 2903, which bans illegal immigrants from renting apartments in Farmers Branch. Hello landlords, you are the new border guard in the war on illegal alien terror! Gee, this won't be used to discriminate against hispanics, or any else who isn't white.

Landlord: "Are you sure this is valid?"
Possible One of "Them": "I was born in Richardson."
Landlord: "I don't know, I'm gonna call the cops."

So the nation quietly allows illegal immigrants to serve as a form of cheap labor which brings down the costs of goods and now it's time to kick them out? Not gonna happen. Business owners want their cheap labor and the politicians they support will slowly find the compromise that pleases them and the ignorant racist voters.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

MIRAGE ES MUY MACHO


the answer....

A woman is at a funeral. She sees a man she finds very attractive but doesn't speak to him. Two weeks later, she kills her sister. Why did she kill her sister?

because she wanted to see him again.


steven asked me this at work. It's supposed a test. If you gave the above answer, you're a psychopath. After a little research, I've found this actually an urban myth of a question, bearing no real substance at all. Still, if someone actually gave that answer, I'd worry about the connections they were making.

Saturday, May 05, 2007

OPTIMUS HAS ANOTHER SET OF LIPS

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

a question...

A woman is at a funeral. She sees a man she finds very attractive but doesn't speak to him. Two weeks later, she kills her sister. Why did she kill her sister?

post the first response you have. IL DR is excluded as I've already asked him.