MORE DOUCHEBAGGERY
Douchebaggery has international appeal! Went to the gas station last night and three middle-eastern dudes, reaking of the latest ladykiller odors, were decked out in classic douchebag wear: designer jeans, sneakers, and striped shirts. Only one of them spoke english but douchery transcends language and borders. They were buying cigars! It's Monday night and time to party! America, winning hearts and douchebags around the world! The neocons must be so proud.I'm too sexy for this shirt on myspace:
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posted by rp @ 11:30 AM
4 Comments:
Alright....that's enough! Your obsession with douchebags is becoming like T's obsession with TomKat!
Consider this an intervention.
Step one is me telling you to Knock it Off!
If this doesn't work, step two is a round house kick to the head....and nobody EVER wants to goto step two!
Intervention? yeah, um...not so much.
When you get over World of DoucheCraft, then you can begin to think about saying anything about obsessions!
It's not an obsession...it's an ADDICTION!
Totally different. Seriously.
:-p
Are we gonna see you this week?
Yup, you will see us.
; )
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