R O B O T P A C I F I E R

PREVIEWS

here's a new preview for the live action Transformers movie coming out this summer...
and Amon Tobin's new album, here and here coming out this spring...

posted by rp @ 3:19 PM 1 Comments

goodbye Dr. Pepper...

and hello Gatorade. "the slave is released from bondage only to find a stronger set of chains."

posted by rp @ 6:37 PM 2 Comments

31

I'm 31 today...and pretty blessed with all that I have. big ups to ILDR and The Comfy Chair for throwin' up props, mos def.

posted by rp @ 6:21 PM 1 Comments

Adventures in Retail continued...

Customer: Do you have any ornaments from czech or italy? I'm only buying things made from there. I know that sounds snobby....
RP: ...this one says Slovak Republic...
Customer: No, i'm sticking with either czech or italian made ornaments. I'm not buying chinese made ornaments.
RP: okay, sounds good.
Customer: CAUSE I'M SICK OF IT!!

Happy Birthday to the Dj..."liverated" at 31

and here's some recent work...

posted by rp @ 3:37 PM 4 Comments

powerbars and gatorade

to oblige those interested in activities related to my blogging absence...

Yes, it's good. No Chipmunk here, more like Lions, Tigers and Bears...
so yeah, IDR, powerbars and gatorade, man, powerbars and gatorade...
;)
and for theresa:
yes, F Blogger! I commented on your blog/comment on my blog but it's not showing up so here it is in case it isn't showing....

robotpacifier said...
yes, the extracurricular's are good. ;)
i still want special powers though!
flight, invisibility, something...

posted by rp @ 5:20 PM 4 Comments

OPL

Recently, I seem doomed to end up behind the old people cliches...the ones who slow down traffic, the checkout line, customer service, the path to leaving this body and transcending into pure energy...so I came up with this little nugget of impractical catharsis...

There needs to be a special lane for the middle-aged and old ladies. The OPL, the Old People Lane, or the SSS, the Senior Slug Superhighway. A special lane where they can write their checks, and spout endless, useless minutia to the clerk at the grocery store. A special lane on the highway and roads where they can drive a comfortable 15 mph below the speed limit, not pay attention to the right of way, and change lanes without looking because they are too busy on their goddamn cellphone. A special lane at every retail store where they can take forever to decide if they want to sign up for the store's credit card and can dig endless in their bottomless purses for the checkbook. They should have these lanes, so they can appreciate how fucking nuts they make the rest of us, the people who understand deciding what you want in a timely fashion, cutting out the chit-chat, debit/credit cards, and hitting the fucking gas pedal.

And they should have a special lane for me, the IMFRL, the Impatient MotherFucking Robot Lane.

:)

posted by rp @ 3:56 PM 2 Comments

ROBOT TIGER

this would be cool, if it wasn't faster to just walk...but at least he's trying.

posted by rp @ 3:42 PM 0 Comments